What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:51
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
share office space ...
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Just Forget it!
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...